low-key cackling at the image of Isak and the boy squad out and about at a party in Oslo or something and Even is labeled DD/sober companion for these dumbasses and the boys just get so wasted. And they are like kittens that keep wandering out of Even’s line of sight- specifically Isak. So what’s a guy to do? He has to keep track of his wayward boyfriend right? So he finds a piece of cardboard and a marker and writes “If Lost Please Return to Even Bech Neishem” and then under it (tall, blonde Elvis, too sober for this). And then pins it on Isak’s shirt with some girl’s earing (bless her, she was dealing with her own boyfriend’s drunken shenanigans). All of this done with minimal grumbling from Isak, thank god.
So he send Isak on his merry way and tries to find Magnus, who he can hear butchering We Are The Champions somewhere in the far corners of the party. Time passes and Even strikes up a conversation with a nice American tourist who was staying at a hostel near by. As they are chatting about green energy or food or something, who really knows, someone taps Even on the shoulder are you Even? to which Even nods and accepts a hundred pounds of drunk giggling boy. hi there, Even will say, throwing an arm around Isak’s hips. Isak of course will just cuddle up to him.
And then Even blinks because the sign he had written for Isak has some colorful new additions to his identification traits. Written in borrowed lipstick (clearly by Isak’s own had because the spelling was atrocious) big dik, hadr abs, nce lips are now residing just under the ‘too sober for this’. Even will start laughing his ass off and excuses both of them from the nice American’s company, ready to get his boy home. (and maybe frame the sign for their apartment.)
Whenever a wise guide in a fantasy show tells the hero they have to “let go of attachments” to be a hero I just want to smack them in their stupid face because our love for others is what drives us to do good you stupid fucking mentor figure.
