Whenever something happens in my life, I imagine how I’ll talk about it in interviews when I’m famous.
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Apparently when you’re at the front of a rollercoaster, going up a hill isn’t the right time to shout back, “Hey has anyone seen Final destination 3?”
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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
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| Tumblr: | Here, have some kittens... |
|---|---|
| Tumblr: | Delicious food? There. |
| Tumblr: | I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art... |
| Parents/Roommate: | *walks into the room* |
| Tumblr: | PORN? |
| Tumblr: | YOU SAID PORN? |
| Tumblr: | DID I HEAR DICKS? |
| Tumblr: | WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX? |
| Computer: | HERE LET ME FREEZE |
| Computer: | NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS |
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