May 2013
ohdickins:
littl-ebird:
laviesanspeur:
lightly-living:
iam-livingdeadgirl:
nevvzealand:
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
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terns:
mark your territory by crying on things
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
i-will-die-laughing:
do you ever have those instances where you just finished talking to your friends then some of that personality carries over when you talk to your parents and they think you’re drunk or is that just me
cokeflow:
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
clockworkpain:
Let’s just thank god that John Green didn’t have Hazel and Augusts text like normal teenagers
because can you imagine
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
ju-ke:
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
not-photogenic:
if justin bieber doesn’t have a teddy bear named justin biebear then what’s the point
clubbedsoda:
“you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train
drarna:
the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
horcruxs:
it may seem like i’m always online
and that’s because i am
parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
me: fine can i go out
parents: no
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
lolzpicx:
yourfiancebeyonce:
my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
tupacabra:
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
deodrant:
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
