I have this unrealistic idea that somehow everything will fall into place in the future for me and I’ll be happy and life will just be perfect.
exercise? more like extra fries.
I’m always nice to the weird kids so when they shoot up the school I’ll be spared.
Do you ever fake interview yourself?
Every time I get a follower I silently fangirl because someone actually looked at my blog and thought “imma follow dis”
Flight attendant: would you like some headphones?
Me: how did you know my name is Phones?
sshame: DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TELL AND YOUVE ALREADY OPENED IT SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT JESUS CHRIST ITS 2012 GIVE US LABELED POPSICLES
Did it hurt?…when you fell from someone’s butt into the toilet water, you piece of shit
black people: black pride!
native people: native pride!
latino people: latino pride!
gay people: gay pride!
white people: white pri- *stabbed and then burned alive*
I just wanted to say something to you guys..
julietsimmsstyle: I just wanted to say thank you a lot for getting me to this many followers. You guys helped get Juliet to notice this page! :) And I know this is very soon cause I just had one, but when I hit 265 (yeah I know, random) followers, I will be doing another contest. There will be three winners this time, and the prizes will be great, I promise. :) Spread it! <3
People Who Get Me
Jenna Marbles Kingsley Tyler Oakley Gibby Scott Disick
people who clap after a plane lands
is there a download link to become british
omg but what if I invited all my followers to my wedding and you all just sat there with your laptops liveblogging my wedding
REBLOG if your icon is actually you.